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::the rebel rockstar::

name, crest, blah: if you don't know this stuff by now, you deserve a severe flogging.
childhood: Young Matt was a moody, introspective child with a short fuse. As his first psychiatrist, one Dr. Ota, said: "Yamato's temperament stems from his grappling with unresolved issues of maternal abandonment and parental neglect. In short, his parents fucked him up." He vented his inner rage by bossing around TK, getting into bitchfights with Tai, and playing the harmonica. Later, he moved onto bass guitar, which turned him into a target of lust for psychotic fangirls everywhere.
special skills: Playing up the "sullenly sexy bad-boy" look, beating off groupies, rocking out, and single-handedly keeping the hair-gel industry in business.
admirers: Tai Kamiya (who he is rumored to be getting it on with), Mimi Tachikawa (who the webmistress wants him to get it on with), Sora Takenouchi (who he is actually getting it on with, after she bribed him with cookies and voodoo charms), and Jun Motomiya, Davis's porcupine-haired, deranged sister (who gets it on with Matt only in her love-obsessional-stalker mind). Also, generally most Digi-fangirls the world over.
digs: Shares a mice-infested bachelor flat with his divorced workaholic dad, Masaharu "Malcolm" Ishida. Ends up making dinner most nights; disturbingly enough, wears a frilly pink apron in the process. (There a secret fetish we don't know about, Yama-chan? ^_~)
Digimon: Gabumon, a lizardlike creature with a giant horn who attempts to hide his secret shame under a Garurumon pelt. Also known as "the wolf-man". One of Vix's personal favorites, if only due to her fixation with wolvies and wolf-men.
Matt's future: Put down his guitar, got an unbecomingly short 'do, and became an astronaut. Would a Toei representative care to explain how he went from rock star to ASTRONAUT, of all things? Really, this is not even a remotely plausible career option. Maybe they could foist that one on boy-genius Ken, but not Matt. Also, he has resigned himself to marriage with Sora and sired two androgynous Ishida-Takenouchi children. Scary. It is rumored, however, that a) they are divorced, b) Matt was merely using Sora as willing breeder-stock (I'm sorry, was that mean? ^.^) or c) Matt is actually co-habitating with Tai and Sora is the surrogate mother of "their" children. Which still doesn't explain how Chibi-Tai came into existence, but...I like this option best. XD Anyway, perhaps this explains Matt's wacky career choice; he wanted to get as far away from Sora as possible! BWAHAHA!
Matt's future (as I wrote it): On the heels of the Wolves' break-up, headed to New York to pursue a "real" rock career. Moonlighted with several different bands, though got little exposure outside of brew pubs. During these lean years, developed an unfortunate craving for Camel Lights and Old Grand-Dad, and spent the last of his savings on a Suzuki Bandit, which became his "home" for the next couple of years. Had better luck out West, though, where he's reportedly doing studio work. To this day, proudly retains his hair-gel fetish. ^_^

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